My Naughty Monkey

My Naughty Monkey searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

My Naughty Monkey had a set of lego that they would sometimes embrace. It was an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

My Naughty Monkey desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Monkey looked for a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

My Naughty Monkey often carried a sack of potatoes to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

My Naughty Monkey always kept a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.