Do This One Thing To Become Rich

in #money6 years ago


Being rich is not an easy task to accomplish unless you follow this one advice that rich people are already doing. We went out and asked only rich people that do this one thing. We did this because we want to bring this valuable information to you and only you in dear hope that you will buy it. We are definitely sure you were not aware of this special thing because you are not only poor but also stupid. Only popular media like us can bring this knowledge to you. You are welcome.

To confirm this truth we interviewed this rich person and this is what she has to say: "It's true, I have been doing this one thing and not the other thing and I have made so much money. Anybody can do it".

So there you have it folks. A confirmation from a rich person should shake up your "poor nature". An authority in riches is all you need. Believe in yourself. Anything is possible — especially when a rich person recites the mantra via our website with passion to wannabe-rich normies like yourself.

Unfortunately, all the poor people that do this exact same thing do not qualify to be interviewed for this post. If we did mention the crashing majority that does follow this one special thing but never became rich then this post will be obviously useless. You wouldn't be click-baited into opening an honest post and this page would not be able to generate money on your poor gullible ass. I mean, let's be serious here. Who the fuck appreciates reality or honesty. Posts like this one have to hyped and carefully catered for not-so-sharp people like yourself.


Ask yourself. Why am I poor? Why I am not following this one special thing when obviously all these billionaires dot it and make money? Studies showed that if you follow this one special thing every month you get "special thing interest" in your bank account. That's right folks. Do it long enough and the compound interest of this one special thing will keep piling up like a motherfucker. There is simply no excuse for not following this one simple thing.

But wait, there is more. This one special thing that makes the rich, richer can be followed by every single person. Scientists and statisticians have confirmed that if everyone follows this one thing every single person on the planet can be equally rich, officially eliminating poverty, value and purpose for existence. In this emerging "Nirvana market economy" anything you do never matters because this one thing makes sure to keep everyone wealthy. The concept of value goes kaput and the economy booms parabolically, forever!







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The greatest irony is that articles of this sort are usually written by some semi-enslaved, broke-ass journalist/copy writer that has to churn out a handful of this clickbaity crappy articles a day in order to make a paycheck-to-paycheck living...

Yep, right on the money! ;)

He still made the money. Sounds like a victory to me. It doesn't matter if it's crap, I mean, 311 is still touring. That should tell you something.

I really think you should read Rich Dad Poor Dad

The idea that everybody could be rich is as illogical and self-defeating as the idea that everybody could be above average. Math and value do not really work like that.

You are rightfully pointing out that the fact that this or that rich person thinks they got where they are because of reason X, does not mean that that person is correct. Many people think they know why they succeeded, but they usually don't as everything is always more complex than we think.

Additionally, many people that are successful would like to believe that their success is mostly due to something they did, so they choose something to be their lucky charm superstitious approach to things while often they just fell ass backwards into something the market was just ripe for. This is by no means true about all, but the ones willing to give guru-style advice are likely to be in that camp.

Some of these rich people are born in to be rich as for myself I'm a broke ass man.

Being Rich doesn't come easy it doesn't fall on your doorstep you have to work very hard at becoming rich.

I remember when I was a young man in school they always told me. if you save a dime a week by the time you reach 50, I would be a millionaire I never took that advice but I had a friend that was always saving money and I can tell you this he's not a millionaire but he's well off he retired at 50

I believe most people trying to be rich focus on very 'esoteric' content.
In Norway a beer costs $10. If you date and drink a lot you have a hard time saving money. Firstly, focus at cutting expenses, which is difficult in an overtaxed country like Norway. Many of the billionaires in Norway had very shady beginnings with tax fraud, bribes and threats against non-compliant participants. Become ruthless and not pay taxes is probably a key:)

We want 3% growth every year. We don't care about exponential function. If everyone is saying it then it must be true.

Hilarious! Paris Hilton is a great example of a rich person who had total disdain for people of lower socio-economic classes. Howard Stern, another rich guy, but one who at least wasn't born into it, spoke about her vapid lifestyle:

hii dear @kyriacos, good article you shared. there you showed the habits,styles of living and also suggest uniform for rich peoples.according to my view mostly people followed the style of rich peoples, their every habit is model for others. anyhow nice article, keep it up, my best wishes for you,.

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