Miss America: Bikinis are banned!

in miss •  7 months ago

Source CNNl

There have been so many changes in the last 20 years, which I would never have guessed in a 1000 years.

  1. Smoking Ban in Bars and Night clubs all over the world, signed 2004 by almost all countries in the world (no way to migrate anywhere, in order to escape it)
  2. CO2-ban
  3. Existence of 60 official sexes: Bathrooms for other genders or permission to use the female bathroom for humans with penis who feel like being a woman. People with male body (penis) being allowed in female sport teams and outperforming native females.
  4. Positive discrimination ordered by the state. Female quotas in many different jobs and companies. 30 years ago merit was the only point for a company for giving you work and not your sex.

And now we get the latest innovation:

The Miss America contest no longer judges their candidates on their outward physical appearance

Gretchen Carlson, the chairwoman of the Miss America board of directors said the new Miss America competition will be more inclusive to women of "all shapes and sizes."
After 97 years of age this contest stopped the usage of bikinis! Wow...
But ok... It was only logical to take this step, as really fat and ugly women feel left behind and excluded from society. This can be a good way to normalize overweight and put the spotlight on their human values instead of their appearance.
Why wash your hear if you can write an article for a feminist magazine in the same time. ...Just joking... :)
Also, in muslim countries you are not allowed to use a bikini as a woman... I would love to see a bikini contest in Saudi Arabia... but this will not happen. So if you want to have a really global campaign which includes Islam you have to adjust to the lowest common denominator.


Let me know if there were other changes which you would not have expected. I guess there must be many more!!!

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well these govt literally sucks they want to ban everything and hopefully they will ban everything one day they all want to get rich in their own tactics literally these policies sucks

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