Hello Children. Today we're going to learn about the Democrats, the corporate banking Cabal and their silly attempts to stay out of prison.

Luckily children, more and more people in the world are waking up. Soon, when enough people have woken up, we'll be able to have a nice big special party called a war crimes and crimes against humanity commission lasting decades during which we'll be able to see all the baddies get in very deep trouble.

Next week's lesson - 'How to tie a noose'