My Birthday TO-DO List [Tambien en Español]

in maikelblogo •  3 months ago

Well, it's my birthday and no phone to receive a call from my family and best friends. Nobody knows this day is my day until i have been forced to remind them. And then huges are coming even for the people who didn't like me in the past year of my life . Yep, birthday are not a special day if you are not a public person or a national hero. But if you are special with the people who love you and you leave your print in their hearts and minds, probably you will have more than a special day.
    But what happen when you want to have the special day you wanted in your life but it never come? Seems like you gonna be a little bit sad. But if you watch a video -warning, it's in spanish- when a Venezuelan Gay YouTuber, Pedro Figueira, cries when he says that his mom was deported from Mexico -where he actually lives- in his birthday, you realize that you haven't the worst birthday of your life -or you indeed could-.
      Ok, this is my TO-DO List which maybe will never see the daylight in those days...
      • To drive a supercar
      • To take a jetplane to travel around the world
      • To lay with playboy's models and have my own private porn time with them
      • To receive a mansion and tons of $100 bills as gift.
      • To have enough money to pay for have sex with expensive whores...
        • Interesting ¿doesn't?...


          Bueno, hoy es mi cumpleaños. Lo mas probable es que no podré recibir llamada de mis seres queridos porque no tengo un celular en estos momentos. Lo peor de todo es que nadie se acuerda que hoy es mi cumpleaños hasta que me vea obligado a recordarlo. Es en ese momento que recibo abrazos de felicitación incluso, de personas a las que les caí mal en mi año anterior. Sip, el día de mi cumpleaños no va a ser tan majestuoso al menos de que seas un famoso o un héroe nacional . Pero si eres especial con las personas que quieres y dejas una huella en sus corazones y sus mentes, tal vez puedas tener algo más que un día especial.
            Pero, ¿qué pasa si de verdad quieres tener el mejor cumpleaños que quisiste en tu vida pero que nunca se podrá realizar? Probablemente, te sentirías triste. Pero si luego ves el video de La Divaza en el momento en que rompe a llorar a moco tendido porque justo en el día de su cumpleaños a su madre la deportan de México -donde él vive actualmente-, tal vez te des cuenta de que tu no has tenido peor cumpleaños que todo el mundo, ni mucho menos.
              Bien, esta es mi lista que tal vez jamás va a ver la luz del día...
              • Manejar un superdeportivo
              • Viajar al mundo en un jet privado
              • Dormir con varias modelos de Playboy al mismo tiempo
              • Recibir de regalo una mansión y toneladas de billetes de 100 verdes>
              • Tener suficiente dinero para chingar putas caras y tener mi noche porno privada
                • Interesante, ¿no creen?

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