Protection Built Like A Wall, Wear A Condom For The Love Fun Friday!

in lovefriday •  2 years ago

"Make condoms great again!"What are the news on condom advertising for 2017

Can't think of a better topic today for the Love Friday. I have never seen anything more tasteless than those "Trump" Condoms. 

Oh Gee! If you ever use them, please make sure they are "trustworthy" :)

A cheeky canine chappy who just LOVES exploring (ahem) holes, Dick’s wild walk in the park is seriously restricted by his lack of protective clothing, until his owner finds him the perfect little raincoat to wear, that is once suited up, there’s a whole world of fun ready to greet him… Check out the full video :)
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Since that "Turd" announced the other day that he would ban transgender people from the US military service, he will be a part of my article with my suggestions, how you could protect yourself or not if you find his face on those little safety packages. 

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Dick The Dog!

Created by Ogilvy & Mather Hong Kong for the MTV Staying Alive Foundation

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Some people should never have been born! Thats correct!  

This is not a new condom concept. In 2009, Grey Düsseldorf released, then pulled, a series of condom ads for Doc Morris pharmacies featuring Adolf Jitler and Osama Bin Loaden! Mao Tes-Cum! The Trump and Kim Jong Un artwork here is really good and was created by Platinum FMD, Brazil. See how the images were made here. - Article and Image Source 

Can you imagine if someone would pull out a pack of those? Would you want to get "screwed" one way or another?

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Are those designed to give you a sense of security? Really?

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The History and when condoms were invented?

The very first rubber condom was produced in 1855 and by the late 50's several companies were mass-producing rubber condoms but the use goes actually way back to B.C. times. The oldest known proof of a sheathed penis can actually be seen in some cave paintings.

I found this cute article describing what I did not know about the history of condoms

- Once upon a time condoms were made of linen.

- Casanova didn’t just use condoms but he checked every single one of them himself.

- The first rubber condom was as thick as a bicycle inner tube. 

- Condoms became legal only in 1918 in USA. 

- Say a big Thanks to the UK for lubricated condoms. Yeah!

- Condom manufacturers started to be more creative in the 90's.

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Exactly Sir Obama!

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Mixed Pleasures! 

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Have a wonderful weekend and lovely Friday and don't forget to get your pack of three for $13.75 here at Amazon . 

Follow @mammasitta 

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Always use rubber!

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Nice outfit!!!

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Protect those #rubberboobs !!!!

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I'll protect them with my hands. :P

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if you want you can have it😄

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Are we talking about you or the outfit?

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I already missed uuuu

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yeees,... i had to get this version of the top to be done! and had a lot of work to do :-) tadaaaaaaa

I like the hashtag :-D #savingrubberboobs

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It's needs to be more #rubbertagged 😜

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ok,... let´s commit #rubberhistory :-D

Though i start feeling spammy! :-D Have an upvote!!

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Nice angle!

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How could you spam . Trust me I have seen those real scammers here

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Right, and i would never do that!

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Hahhaaa ! Don't slap me with those sausages pleaaseeee

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ahhahahahahhahaha omg that is one funny GIF!!
hahaha

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Oh Great Cornholio your reputation aint so good here on Steemit.

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Lake Titicaca.....Nicaragua! Aqua! For my bunghole....

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damn ur rep is lower than when I checked last time!

Why oh why are people down voting you? and also why are you continuing on while being so disliked?

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It seems people aren't so much beavis and butt-head fans :(

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WHAT?????
INCONCIEVABLE!!!
ahhahahahahaha

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oh so you only have a fixed set or auto responses?
Thats why ur rating keeps going down!

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Español? Es bunghole! Habla, blah habla, habla habla, habla bunghole...

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Some people just like to be disliked !?!?

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hahahahaha yea maybe thats it. Or maybe its just a bot that has not been checked on in a long time and since it just runs and costs nothing there is no incentive to change it.....

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Those Bots show us the way hahaha !

thats so wrong in so many different ways :)

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This even more 😜

@hackerwhacker and this here OMG

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OMG hahahahaha trup is so gross haha

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The rubber, finally really suits him. He needs a condom all over him

At last! I've been waiting for a history of condoms to show up on steemit! thank you @mammasitta!

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hahaha, oh well its the love friday !!! nothing else came in my mind today !

Condom News network. don't buy them they are fake.

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and all this on #steemit haha

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Will anybody be actually using this tag, cause I would actually want to see more!

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That's a good question and a very valuable tag because sometimes we should put condoms in some articles and posts here in steemit 🙀😜

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hahahaha Great! Added this tag :)

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all yours condom girl. lol

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That's very nice !!!

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Hahah oh well I only had one man for the last 16 years but that changed 🙀😜😝

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Lol lucky you

This article made me giggle, big time!

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Had no better idea writing about love ❤️

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Dont be humble, it made me cry in a good way!

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You make me laugh once again

So funny post mamasita very well written

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ya

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Had fun writing it in my sarcastic love mood 😝

Many centuries ago, the Scottish created the first condoms using sheep intestines.

A few years later, the English improved the idea by removing the intestine from the sheep first.

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OMG ! Yukkk :) Thanks for the additional info

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I want to use them to protect myself

Great content, perfect for the Love Friday ! I love "Dick The Dog!" :D :D

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Dick the doggie is cute 😜 Just like the Turd

I REsteemed this post, cuz it's the best I've seen since I arrived here on Steemit.

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That's really funny because I thought it's one of my worse articles 🙀😜 Thank you!!!

Make condoms great again.

😂😂😂😂 where do you find this stuff ? 😂😂😂😂
Djeezus, this post made my day, gonna laugh the rest of the day and everybody will wonder why. I resteem, this has to be shared!!! 👍👍👍

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I am happy to make people laugh because usually I am way to serious 😜

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yeah, hahahaha, that I do believe 😂

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My posts are for sure 😝 But there is this sarcastic kind of silly funny me deep down somewhere hidden

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You know the saying : "A dirty mind is a joy forever" 😂

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Creative minds go hand in hand with joy for sure 😜

I absolutely loved your post!! That video and the last condom were hilarious!! Great LoveFriday!! :)

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Just discovered this old post 😝

lol too funny. specially the obama one :p

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I was laughing about all of those silly packages

Build that condom wall.

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great idea :) with his damn face on it

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make condoms great again.

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Exactly !!!!!😝🤓

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They are gonna be so great you girls have no idea. Its gonna be yuugeee and incredible.

WOW. These illustrations are great!

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which one to choose :) is the huge question

funny and interesting post!really enjoyed your post. thanks you so much foe your effort.

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was really fun creating it

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Trump condoms ? Oh gosh, I had no idea these kinds of condoms exist :D

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me neither and trust me I will not use them :)

lol, this is so funny :)) I can not believe something like that really exist!

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Thaaaaat FACE! agrrrrrrrr :)

haha hilarious post!!!!

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didn't have a better idea thinking of #love today :)

make condoms out of all those cartoons above :p

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Those are condoms you can actually purchase already on Amazon

Thanks for Share. upvotes & like your post!

khahahahhahahaahhaaha not sure if this post is more funny or more disgusting......
Either way very interesting!

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Balanced out equally I guess 🙀😜
I had no better idea on a so called "lovey dovey day"

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I prefer to live every day as a lovey dovey day ;-)>

lollerskates!

hhaha im dead

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OMG 😮 😝

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Hahah 😂

A good weekend for you.

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same to u and thanks

hahah That would be a perfect marketing idea !!

Funniest thing on Steemit!!!

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