Here are some things I took pictures of:

1. The inside of a lens cap.
2. The ground by accident with included foot.
3. The sun by accident.
4. A black cat mid-meow morning.
5. The bird who likes to shit on things.
6. Three cows looking the other way.
7. A hay bale. (I said, "Hey bale." The hay bale did not respond.)
8. Some really tall grass on the side of a road.
   ^{To mow it down, you'd need an upside down helicopter because the grass grows in water.}
9. A fly humping another fly.
10. A warm glass of orange juice.
11. Some oranges that looked like they were murdered by an amateur.
12. A flower that had a hummingbird near it one half of a second before I pushed the button.
13. Three more flowers and one leaf; still chasing the hummingbird. Fast little guy.
14. A blur that might be the tip of a hummingbird's wing.
15. The hose I tripped over.
16. The tap I broke.
17. A flooded backyard.
18. The tap I fixed.
19. The new swimming pool.
20. The camera in front of my face while I stood in front of the bathroom mirror; feeling fresh as fuck.

But all of those pictures sucked.

^{So I will not be sharing them here today.}

Instead, I spent the past few hours finishing this:

^{You're Finished}

If that scared you,

^{I'd just like you to know:}

It's too late to cover your eyes.

One of these days I might try shutting up, focusing, thinking, then writing about the art I produce like a normal artist would.

Unfortunately, that day is not today.  I can't even promise if it will ever happen.

I don't even know where to start.

• Hey everyone! Look what I made!
• First I sat, then I loaded my digital art suite.
• Then I pushed 'new'.
• Then I selected the canvas size.
• Then I was presented with a blank white digital canvas.
• I put colors down on the blank white digital canvas.
• I added more colors.
• I created more layers and added more colors.
• I was getting close to being complete.
• I finished.
• Now you can look at it.

Then I would have to write that same post but a different way and if that's how I did things I would have done it that way over 600 times!

The people would think I was boring!

^{I can't do that!}

I'm getting excited just thinking about it and for all the wrong reasons!

I am the best shitposter in all the land!

^{And I plan to keep that title!}

Day after day; shitpost after shitpost!  Nobody does it better than me!

_{You hear me!}Nobody!

Credits:_{Youtube video linked to source. All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me. "Yes. That's two posts today. Clearly, I'm a workaholic. Maybe I'll take tomorrow off."}

^{Images © 2018 @NoNamesLeftToUse.  All rights reserved.}