Any of these irritations gel with you?
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Great Grandchild (2) & me this morning Friday December 21st 2018. Wishing Steemians & all a very Happy Christmas & Great New Year.
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is that doctors call what they do ‘Practice’
Why is it that to Stop Windows you must click on Start?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, while dishwashing liquid is made from real Lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a Broker?
Why is the time of day when traffic is the slowest called ‘The Rush Hour’?
Why is your destination always in the map fold?
Why is the filling station always on the other side of the road?
When dog food has a new and improved flavour who tests it?
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
Why didn’t Noah swat one of the mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don’t they make aeroplanes out of the indestructible black box material?
Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?
Why does the phone ring as you step in the bath?
Why do they call them apartments when they’re all stuck together?
If flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal.
“ If ignorance is bliss, this boy is in for a life of undiluted happiness”
"Why after so many years of life experiences questions do not become less?" Could be one :-)
Ivor, I was looking for you as I didn't want to start Christmas time without wishing you Merry Christmas and a Good New Year!
Thank you johano. Good point.You would think as you travel life's road that you would gather all the answers.Instead,the more you know the more there is to know.And that is what maintains interest and fascination.
With every good wish for Christmas and always.
Ivor.
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