Differences between men and women.

in #life6 years ago (edited)

Women claim that men are different than women and men argue that women are different from them. We all agree here right?

Both are right, except that the differences are sometimes barely noticeable, and sometimes they are very, painfully obvious.

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Some of the most noticeable differences between men and women are hidden in the perception of union, politics and entertainment.

When opinions are expressed, quarrels are likely to appear. To avoid these quarrels best as possible, I draw attention to gender differences. If you take them into account in advance, you will avoid a lot of tension.


Men’s definition of relationship is far from what a woman thinks. Actually, we say; the time we spent together under the sheets. Or something like that. When relationships are over, women tend to cry, eat large amounts of ice cream, and having our t-shirts on their shoulders while writing on Facebook something in the style: "All men are jerks."

On the other hand, about four to six weeks after the end of the relationship, men call at about three in the morning and say in a drunk manner; "Just to know that you ruined my life. I hate you, I don’t want to see you again; pretty normal ... Well, but if you change your mind, know that I still love you. "


In sexual occasions women like 30-40 minutes of foreplay, which is similar to us, except it’s in seconds, after all, the drive to her place counts as foreplay right? But seriously, pay a bit more attention to her.


Women become mature before men. Most 17 year-olds are already adult women, and most of the 17-year-olds are still changing thumbnails for the World Cup album in football and laughing at each other when they are in the wardrobe after an hour of physical education. That's why Romance from secondary school rarely exists.


Men love what the whole world is looking at: Superman, Batman, James Bond, Star Wars, Star Trek, and some comedy, where a lot of gases are exhaled through the ass, and where naked chicks roam from time to time. Everything else is for women.


Women will also acknowledge that they have made a mistake(not really tho). Men do not make mistakes in their opinion. The last one who admitted he might have made a mistake was Bill Clinton. But in the end we admit everything to please our counterparts.


Women know almost everything about their neighbors. They know their names, what kind of car they have, where they work, how they name their children, and how often they argue. A man knows nothing about them, except that the neighbor is a wanker and his wife has big breasts.


Women dress nicely when they go to the store as they go to water the flowers when they take out the garbage when they answer the phone when they read the book when they go to the neighbors' prospect, or lend them eggs. A man dresses nicely when he goes to a wedding or a funeral. Why bother?


Nicknames If Ann, Jenn, Sabine and Mart meet at the cafe, they will call each other Ann, Jenn, Sabine and Mary. If Larry, Peter, Johnny and Donald meet for a beer, they will call each other DUDE.


Do you agree with these differences? What would you add? Let me know!

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