Ha ha ha! I'm super cool with carrying, being prepared, aware of your surroundings, etc., but having more pointy protuberances than a porcupine seems to be a little counter productive. I mean, a person's only got two hands right? lol! Of course, I never thought about all of that armament being the equivalent of a sinker on a fishing line, but I guess that's something, so thanks for that!!

Oh, and your Friday lunch breaks sound fantastic!