Israel Is Not A Country Of StartUps, But StandUps

Many people, for some reason, think that "Israel is a country of start-ups", but this, alas, is far from the case. No, of course, they are also present here, but only to the extent that "the country did not look like a fraer" comparing to others.

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In fact, Israel is one big standup. This number of stand-ups per square meter you will not find in any corner of the world.

If you just calmly stand here in some crowded place, then you'll save well on the TV. You will have fun even before you understand what is really meant here.

The only problem is that if you still try to understand, you will get a diagnosis, which is called a "chronic break of the brain template"

I will give just one small example. So you know what the most acute question, literally until recently, quietly excited the whole country?

You would never guess. It will seem to you that the "notorious Middle East crisis", "Israel's isolation on the world scene", "the infinitely beloved Al-Aqsa Mosque" or vice versa, "the infinitely unloved gay parade in Jerusalem" is in the first place here.

Alas, these are all stand-ups for the guests of our dispensary. In fact, the most burning issue recently raised in the country is the law ... "on the prohibition of the use of a fax." Aren't you surprised?? This question could be easily sent five times "To Be A Millionaire" in a row and still no one would have guessed.

And now I'll tell you a little secret, forgive me, my dear and beloved colleagues for a chronic stand-up.

The fact is that the "fax" in Israel is a magic word. This is the shrine that everyone knows about, but unlike everyone else, they do not show it to anyone.

Despite the indecent sound from the point of view of the English language, thousands of Israeli pqidots (office employees) pray to him more often than to what is in the synagogue.

After all, if technologies buried the fax, then the standup will go away, which here can be called "work in the office", and in comparison with this - leaving the territories will seem like an innocent prank.

The Israeli pqida can drink 8 cups of coffee without any "arguing" before sending a fax and 8 after and this is not the limit. Well, then the rite itself is performed. The most skillful fax fairies can be held for sending it to several hours. Less experienced fit into half an hour, which here, unlike other countries, does not contribute to career growth.

The ability to correctly dispatch a fax in Israel is transferred from one family to another. And to assume the post of the president of the country (especially after the imprisonment of one of the last) here is much easier than getting into the clan of civil servants.

Therefore, when people talk about Israel as a country of startups, do not believe it. You are just "not in the subject". Yes, in truth, we sometimes have to invent these fucking startups, but only so that you leave us alone and do not interfere with using faxes. We'll have to sell beads to Google, Microsoft and tto China. We will put high-tech benches throughout the Silicon Valley right up to the silicon breasts. Just do not touch the fax machines. You are welcome…