My Grumpy King

My Grumpy King always kept a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. A big sponge would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy King desperately searched for a pen that they liked to throw. It should be a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen would be the chosen thing.

My Grumpy King carried a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy King needed a set square that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a set square would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy King searched for a stapler that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered it was awesome. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to choose.

My Grumpy King desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.