Daily Jokes from SydesJokes for 10th February 2018

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Joke 1


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Original post: http://bit.ly/2GHI8Vl

Joke 2

Crotchless Underwear: A Womb With a View

Joke 3

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.

"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.

"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"

Joke 4

Q: Does the size of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male penis measures about three inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare and if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees and thank your lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment and/or buying him an expensive gift.

Joke 5

A teacher said to her student, "William, if both of your parents were born in 1976, how old are they now?"

After a few moments, William answered, "It depends."

"It depends on what?" she asked.

"It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother."

Joke 6

A man is out with his rowboat when suddenly a passing speedboat raises huge waves and the mans oars fall overboard!

He is stranded out in the middle of the lake!

After about 2 hours he sees another rowboat going by with a man and two women in it!

The first man yells "Hey buddy...can I borrow one of your oars??"

The other man yells back "They're not whores...they're my sisters.

Joke 7

Top Ten Signs New Yorkers Are Getting Too Fat

  1. Elevators have a maximum occupancy of one

  2. The Statue of Liberty is now holding a cupcake

  3. Driver's license photos larger to include all chins

  4. Broadway's Shubert Alley renamed Kirstie Alley

  5. Robotic voice in the subway says, "Stand clear of the closing doors, lardass"

  6. Thousands of "potholes" are actually footprints in the pavement

  7. 97% of ATM passwords are either "fudge" or "bacon"

  8. People becoming Yankees fans just for the slimming pinstripes

  9. Most popular store: Gap For Tubby Dudes

  10. New Yorkers are winded after giving the finger

Joke 8

Q: Did you hear about the cannibal policeman who was arrested?
A: He was caught grilling his subjects.

A true artist

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Joke number 6 is funy, upvoted

Hahaha number 5, so true.

Today your jokes post best @sydesjokes

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ahaha i hope i won't marry a woman like the woman in joke # 3.😁😄

Great jokes

i live with my mum atm but i just tell my friends that were wombmate's

El número 6 es muy bueno! Gracias por compartir!

This is how my face looks every morning, like the joke 1

I feel that way today too.

LoL, i follow u friend

Today your jokes post best @sydesjokes

Hahahaha excellents jokes friend.

Hahaha, thank you for the daily jokes!

i live with my mum atm but i just tell my friends that were wombmate's

2 and 3...wow.... Rofl

Hahaha, thank you for the daily jokes!

El número 6 es muy bueno! Gracias por compartir!

Today your jokes post best @sydesjokes

Hahaha, thank you for the daily jokes!

Love joke 5!!

Joke 1 is pretty relevant for me right now.. carless for the weekend with a broken coffee pot :/

Laughing at joke 5

Enjoy many jokes today, especially number 5

Hahaha no 5 so funny 😂 #upvote

Joke #5 is hilarious!

you're making steemit a great community with your content #sydesjokes ! keep it up!

Hahahah, cool

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