Pappu's thinking
Pappu was flying to the US with a plane, an Englishman was sitting on the seat with him.
The Englishman asks Pappu to start the conversation - if the travel is long, then why not spend time talking on a subject!
Pappu-no! I'm sleeping, I do not want to talk to you!
Englishman- Hey, I am a scientist and maybe you can only learn something from me! Let's talk about Nuclear Power!
Pappu got angry after listening to the British, he spoke to the British - let's go, ok, but I have a condition that before you can talk about that issue, you have to answer a question!
English- OK, ask!
Pappu- Tell one thing, why the jackal of the jacket is bigger than horse cocks?
The British thinks for a while - I do not know, I do not know you!
Pappu-Abe Bhonsadi's! Do not you know of cocks and nuke power?
A husband and wife were having sex that suddenly the wife suspected that her son Pappu was awake.
When the woman told this to her husband, husband Pappu sleeping in another room!
After having sex for a while, when the husband went back to take Pappu, saw that Pappu was knocking.
This man said with anger from Pappu- Oh, what is this you doing?
Pappu also responded with anger, listening to the father's question- I am doing my job with my own hands, like you do not have any mother's mother for your happiness!
There was a debate between the child between the husband and the wife.
Both were quarreling over whom their son loved more than, mother or father.
After all, both decided that they would throw a stone on the child from behind.
If he shouted "Hi mummy" then mother will win.
And if he screamed "Hi Papa" then the father would win.
He hid behind a tree and hit a stone in a child sitting in the park.
The child shouted, "Who is the sister of your sister who is sucking her mother?"
Pappu tells his father, Banta- Papa, teach me to sleep.
Papa Banta- Son, there are only 3 steps, first take your lulli out.
Second - Piss.
And third- shake the Lulli.
Pappu came out of the urinal 20 minutes later.
Papa Banta said to surprise - how did the son take so long?
Pappu-papa ji, the third step was very funny so it's late.
Pappu stopped the neighbors on the way and said, sister-in-law, yesterday I saw you wearing clothes, you take very fast, take off the clothes slowly!
Sister-in-law said in anger - What would happen?
Pappu scared - the wire that will dry the clothes dry!
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