Banta Aur Jeeto

One evening, when Bunta came home from his office, his wife Zaita hesitantly panicked and said, "Lakh lakhs of God is thankful that you came back home safely!

Bante was surprised to hear the talk of Zito, why did he become so frightened?

Win - Nothing! Some people were saying that a chick was drinking alcohol and came under the truck!

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When Bante's son became 4 months old, one day he asked his wife to win - what do you drink it?

Win- milk and orange juice!

Bunta jumped in the air and heard it and said - Hey, you have never told me that the juice of orange juice comes from?

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Once Bunta got sad and went to the doctor.

Banta- Doctor Saheb, tell a cheaper way to win my wife, do not get pregnant again and again!

Doctor- Take sterilization!

Banta- Doctor, is it troublesome, can anyone tell us a simpler way?

Doctor- Well, give your wife contraception pills!

Banta- Doctor Saheb, he also comes very expensive, tell a cheap way?

Doctor - So you use condoms!

Banta- Doctor is not a cheaper way than that?

Doctor angry - so nonsense! Then you leave her fuck!

Banta- I have been using this method for five years, but even then, the girl gets pregnant!

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