Make day funny (4360k)

A chihuahua is just a barking cat.

Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?

Red sea. Dolphins for some reason can't stop vacationing in Japan. Seriously, who told them that the coast was to die for.

Boss: Got good news & bad news. Me: Ya? Him: I'm leaving for another job. Me: Ok..Whats the bad news? Him: .. Me: You planning to come back?

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison..