Make day funny (2577a)

I once had sex with a mermaid I am pretty sure at least. It was dark and she smelled fishy down there.

Wouldn't it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where celebrities could keep their boring tweets to themselves?

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark? You matter.

Pac-Man What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

How to win the war on drugs... 1) legalize all drugs. 2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.