Just for laugh
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.
He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.
Man started sobbing and said, “Bhai, you take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her.”
Thief: “You really love your wife!!”
Man: “No, my wife will arrive shortly”
🤣