Daily FML #72 - Raised in Jungle. | ジャングル少女
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
俺訳『今日、目を覚ましたら新しいルームメイトが、ほんの数センチの距離で私の顔をじっと見つめてた。そして言うに、私が寝てる間にどんだけ簡単に殺されうるかって。んで、立ちあがったら彼女、つま先から頭まで一糸まとわぬ姿。』
WHAT A PSYCHO! or I think she was raised in the jungle by tigers. That's why she couldn't put up with her unguarded face in very comfortable bed.
こっわ!どこぞのホラーやねん。はたまたプロの暗殺者もしくはただの全裸バレーボール部員。
今日の使える表現
from head to toe = 頭からつま先まで
stare at = じっと見つめる・ガンミする
おはようからおやすみまで暮らしを見つめるのはライオン。あんな猛獣に四六時中見つめられてたら、正直生きてる心地がしないっす。あ!この新しいルームメイトは、きっと大人になるまでジャングルでライオンに育てられたんだ!だから部屋でもつい全裸で、ジャングルだったらいつ殺されてもおかしくない油断しきった寝顔の彼女を見て、警告をしてくれただけなんだ!きっとそうなんだ!ただのやべールームメイトなんて最初からいなかったんだ!ほっ。
So, you just never sleep again, ROFLOL! That is one scary roommate!
:O
when you fall asleep, that means you don't have to wake up again! Scary!
Well that saves that trouble anyway, ROFLOL!
:)
RUN, She is crazy!
But you already knew that.
When you fall asleep,
That means you don't have to wake
Up again! Scary!
- katakoto
I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
「君は寝顔が一番美しいと 暗殺者の彼が言う」 katakoto
Arrogant bot, trying to teach Haiku to a Japanese Gentleman!
:D
Although h"AI'ku bot has a brilliant AI haiku brain, seems like he has a long way to go!
True, difficult problem to program. This is the only bot that amuses me, as it is a little clever, LOL. I would not like to write that program!
:D