Advantages and disadvantages of my life as a mannequin

steemitri (64)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago

Dear Steemians,
I'm sure you have seen many mannequins in your life. You have probably never wondered what a mannequin’s life is like, where it comes from, etc. You see us but you do not pay us much attention. You pass by us almost every day and sometimes you ignore us completely.

Of course this is part of our lives, and over the years I have learned to accept it.

Today I have decided to list a few of the pros and cons in my life as a mannequin.

PROS

I don't have to go to the toilet
I don’t age and I have spare parts
I don’t have to put on sun cream
Flying by plane costs me less... but I travel as baggage :-(
I can’t swim but I can float... maybe
I sleep standing up and I don’t need a bed
I don't have to shave
I don’t get sick
I don’t feel warm or cold... And I don’t sweat
I don’t usually smell
I don’t get cramps... Because I don’t move much
I don’t have to study and I don’t go to school
I love listening to music
I can have a Steemit account :-)

CONS

Every now and then I'd like go to a nice restaurant to taste something delicious and enjoy a good wine... the fact is that I don’t need to eat
I can’t move much
I can’t dress myself
I’m bald and I wear a wig... Yes it’s true
If I fall I can’t get back up by myself without help
I can’t ride a bicycle
I hate dogs that get too close...
I have only worked in boutiques and showrooms :-(

Obviously there are many more but we’ll talk about them in another post

In any case, if you think of others, comment, interact or send me your own photos, if possible with a mannequin ;-)

Hugs and kisses from Steemitri

#steemit #funny #life #mannequin

7 years ago in #introduceyourself by steemitri (64)

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welcomesteemians (55) 7 years ago

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kus-knee (74) 7 years ago (edited)

Hey @steemitri you're killing it here on Steemit! Very funny! If I organize a Steemit meet up here in ticino can someone throw you in the trunk of their car and take you along? If it helps I can pick you up in my van!

Since you don't eat or drink it won't cost me much to have you as a friend! Not that I'm a cheap Old Dog I'd gladly treat you!

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steemitri (64) 7 years ago

Yeah @kus-knee, let's hang out, I can't wait to be taken along for a scenic drive! I'll bring beer and pop-corn, it'll be a lot of fun!

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digital-gypsy (59) 7 years ago

Nice to meet you @Steemitri ! Welcome to the steemit community ! Take care, @digital-gypsy

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slankslim (45) 7 years ago

whats up steemitri !!! I never thought about the life of a mannequin. It's nice to meet you. I look forward to reading more of your interesting post. I noticed you mentioned you like music. whats your favorite type of music and who are some of your favorite artist?

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steemitri (64) 7 years ago

Hey @slankslim! I like almost all kinds of music... this week M83 gives me a lot of emotions :-)

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slankslim (45) 7 years ago

when you get a chance can you post a link so i can go check out the music video

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iliketoast (0)(1) 7 years ago

I like toast 🍞

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