Hey there!

My name is Chris, and I think I did a booboo when I created my account.

First of all, this is me. I'm embarrassed that I allowed plastic cheese in the picture... and a half eaten apple, but at least it isn't full of chemical dairy product.

Yeah, I already know how handsome I am. It's been a curse since I was about two years old. Beating them off with a stick, or whatever old people say these days.

Now let's get to where I screwed up the Steemit.

The short of it is that I don't always do research on a subject before I jump into it with both feet.

The long of it is that I was watching @projectdiaries and he was talking all about Steemit and Steem. I said to myself in a loud and obnoxious voice," Hey, looser! You could post your stooped reviews on their and make some extra dough." (If you could hear the voice, you would understand why it was spelled so poorly.)

I ran to the computer and created my username, and all that jazz, instantly. So I could put my profanity laced reviews up here. Seems simple, right?

Well it was simple. Right up until I started looking through Steemit during the five day waiting period. There is a lot more depth than expected.

Kind of like me.

Now I'm sad that I have resigned myself to the name profanereviews, mostly because I can see how much potential there is for the other facets of my mind.

I actually write a few blogs and they are all different.

Profane Reviews started, because people seemed to like my NSFW reviews on Change The Topic. That and the fact that I figured I could use it to put in Amazon Affiliate links for a little bit of revenue. (Didn't really work that well, but I do enjoy doing it.)

Granola Light is a family friendly blog I started to document our slow transition from pathological consumers to homesteaders. It's a labour of love, and we are still at it, but there are a few more years and the kids are gone. That's when we move out of town.

Change The Topic is where it all started, about seven years ago. I was irreverent, and had a lot of pent up creativity that I put into Facebook and emails to this chick I was seeing. We exchanged almost 13000 emails over the course of a few months. She suggested that I start writing a blog, but up until then I had never even read a blog, so I didn't know what she was talking about.

She showed me and help set me up. So I married her.

There I was able to really go crazy. With her by my side, we were able to wangle a bunch of really fun friends to help us with things like, but not limited to:

Trash The Dress

New Years Eve
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And The Stripper
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It wasn't all craziness though. It was also where I documented the rest of my life, love(she's the cop pictured above), memories, etc...

And that's what I will try to do here, but I will start a new account for that. I will keep this one for the reviews, but when/if this one makes enough money to pay for a new account, I will do exactly that.

Anyhow, thanks for checking this out, and probably anything from here on in will be NSFW.

Just letting you know. In case you didn't look up what profane meant in your dictionary.

Cheers,
Chris