"Tell them all about you. Every last embarassing detail, until their eyes begin to twitch."

Hello Steemit thoughtbearers,

this is me, the Intrusive Thinker, and I myself am borne by Dennis, the writer behind this account.

What you can expect from the connection with me, the Ruiner of Appropriate and Healthy Thoughts©:

• She·nan·i·gans
• Intrusive, weird and outright creepy thoughts ("What is an intrusive thought?", you ask?)
• A stream of hilarious and ridiculous thought processes, that will have lasting impact and might puzzle you for days
• Insights into the dark corners of the human psyche
• Lots of vivid imagery involving teddy bears, eyeballs, kitchen equipment and overreacting in general
• The freedom of a soul soaring in the skies of formerly untold legends
• A freeing projection of all the things that crossed your minds, but you never dared to tell anyone
• A little escapism into the wilderness that is our brains

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You after reading too many of my posts.

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With that said, here a bit of the uninteresting, but nevertheless important stuff.

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DISCLAIMER:

This is a fictional persona and in no ways an effort to make you do stupid or dangerous things. If it utters something weird or even offensive: The Intrusive Thinker's opinion isn't even necessarily mine to begin with (and in most cases isn't). This is SATIRE and a warped mirror of our minds that might or might not have hickups of the weirder kind from time to time.

So: DON'T do what the Intrusive Thinker would (like to) do, what he talks about and/or implies. You are a free agent with common sense.

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(Now tell them about your favorite little hobby of yours, when you hide in the attics and–)

Welllll, just sit back and spoil yourself with the cookies from Pandora's Box! :)

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Image by Tertuli (on Pixabay)