Intergalactic Salad Dealer

in #intergalatic6 years ago

Warning: Contains Violence and Drug Use


Intergalactic Salad Dealer.

Yeah, that’s right - an intergalactic salad dealer.

Have you ever heard of a Ke'fron Toss?

Where you throw up a handful of salad and gun down four men with Thunder-Round Dome Chamber pistol in less than three seconds?

WELL HAVE YOU???

. . .

That's what I thought.

. . .

And yes, real salad. Not that green degenerate dust.

No offence.

ahem

. . .

Anyways.

LET'S GET DOWN TO THE KILLING.

But before that, let's see what chapters were redacted by the our neighborhood friendly Holo-Network Censors!

Chapter 1. Nitrogen Fueled-Heist - [REDACTED FOR VIOLENCE]
Chapter 2. Triple Threat Carbon Freezers - [REDACTED FOR ILLEGAL INFORMATION]
Chapter 3. Delicious Salad Dressing that also are explosive - [REDACTED OBVIOUS]
Chapter 4. Salad Dressings that can serve as melting acid - [REDACTED FOR SAFTEY]
Chapter 5. [REDACTED FOR TITLE]
Chapter 6. How to punch a censor in his teeth really hard - [REDACTED FOR THREAT]
Chapter 7. [REDACTED FOR TITLE]
Chapter 8. [REDACTED FOR INSULTING CENSORS]
Chapter 9. [REDACTED FOR ADDITIONAL PUNISHMENT]

Good God. All that writing was redacted? So much for the killing.

Well.

Damn it.

Well - at least you learned about the Ke'fron Toss.

heh.

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