The Subtle Art Of Moishitism IFC S2R16 Create a New Word aka Coin A Word

Have you ever known someone who just seems to live a charmed life? No matter what they do things just seem to go their way. They appear to have no special skill sets or anything else that sets them apart from you or me. Yet everything always comes up roses for them. They win contests, get the best parking spots and always come across an available toilet when it's needed.

Certainly even you, yourself have experienced times when everything you did ended under the best circumstances. This my friend, is the subtle art of moishitism.

Somewhere between luck and the Law of Attraction lies moishitism. With luck, randomly good things seem to happen whereas the Law of Attraction is based more on active thought, meditation, and prayer.

Luck is passive and requires no thought on the part of the recipient. The Law of Attraction requires consistent thought and vigilance. Moishitism is very much a Que Sera Sera kind of attitude (R.I.P. Doris Day!) and requires an almost imperceptible or subconscious thought process.

Practitioners of moishitism, are unknowing participants in a minor form of the Law of Attraction. They live their lives knowing everything is going to work out in the end. Therefore things always seem to work out for them.

So what is the origin of the word Moishitism?

The term moishitism comes from a person's uncanny ability to seemingly throw shit at the wall and make it stick... EVERY time. We all know that a rock solid piece of shit will never stick to a wall, nor will an entirely runny shit stay on said wall. Therefore, a certain amount of moisture is required to make the shit stick. In other words, moist shit. Hence the term moishitism.

I invite you all to live your dreams and take a stab at throwing some figurative shit at the wall and see if it sticks. Better yet... throw some shit at the wall and KNOW that it will stick.

This has been another post from the sick mind of jbreheny.

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