Stupid Questions 333

American actress Miia Harris and “Teratophilia” aren’t mentioned in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, peeps!

“Can I Get A Witness?”

Is it true that sex with a woman who weighs as much as two people does not count as a threesome?

Do you remember during COVID Times when some people actually put their partisan politics over the physical health and safety of themselves and others? What about those who hid their selfishness behind bullsh*t?

Did you hear about the woman who was arrested for selling sex for spaghetti?
(She was arrested for pastatution.)

There is a dating site where "golddiggers" can hook up with rich guys. How sexist and politically-incorrect is it when the site allows only WOMEN to register as "golddiggers"?

Is it true that the movie Titanic is basically just some old woman telling a story about some good d*ck she got on a cruise?

“Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans?”

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Would you ever really mind if I forgot to post something about lesbians?

Do gay guys douche before a hot date?

Does anyone miss the foot fetish stuff when it is not included?

When my youngest child was 9 he found out about what Michael Jackson allegedly did with little boys. I proceeded to tell him that for that kind of "hush money" I would gladly take one for the team. You think I scarred him for life?

If you can call in "sick" to work, why can't you call in "horny"?

“Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?” (You would if I kissed you…)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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