Laughing At Statists: Cutting The Crap With The Blunt Edge Of Truth - Special Bankster Edition

Today we indulge in some laughs at Goldman Sachs global shell game.

The following is from Goldman Sachs website.  

 http://www.goldmansachs.com/what-we-do/overview/index.html 

My comments are in bold and italics.

Goldman Sachs commits people, capital and ideas to help our clients, shareholders and the communities we serve to grow. At Goldman Sachs, we:

Translation:  Government Sachs sacrifices people, natural resources, and ideas to help dark occultists, misguided dupes, and select neighborhoods we serve to gain more violence-backed government paper.  At Government Sachs we:

ADVISE

We advise companies on buying and selling businesses, raising capital and managing risks, which enables them to grow.

Translation:  We advise insider companies on pumping and dumping businesses, wrecking capital, and having tax slaves absorb losses on risky investments, which enables us to keep the economy centralized.    

FINANCE

We help local, state and national governments finance their operations so they can invest in infrastructure, like schools, hospitals and roads.

Translation:  We help local, state, and national violent totalitarian gangs finance their destruction so they can invest in infrastructure monopolies, like indoctrination centers, death care centers, and shoddy roads.    

TRANSACT

We transact for our clients in all key financial markets, including equities, bonds, currencies and commodities, so that capital flows, jobs are created and economies can grow.

Translation:  We do dirty transactions for our bankster clients in all key fraudulent paper markets, including violence-backed bonds and currencies and monopolized commodities, so that capital is tightly managed, jobs are destroyed, and economies stagnate.

SUPPORT

We help markets remain efficient and liquid, so investors and companies can meet their needs, whether to invest, raise money or manage risk.

Translation:  We help markets remain inefficient and confusing, so only oligarchs and their cronies can meet their greedy needs, whether to invest in totally fraudulent scams, hoard cash, or delegate risk to tax slaves.    

MANAGE

We preserve and grow assets for institutions, including mutual funds, pension funds and foundations, as well as individuals.

Translation:  We monopolize assets for oligarch institutions, including low-interest scams, pension fund honey pots, as well as gullible individuals.

INVEST

We invest our capital alongside our clients' capital to help businesses grow.

Translation:  We invest our capital to help the occultocracy consolidate power and wealth.

INNOVATE

We develop ideas and analysis that drive new perspectives, new products and new paths to growth.

Translation:  We develop scams and cooked numbers that drive foolish perspectives, new fraudulent products, and new paths to consolidating wealth.    

Thanks for your time and attention!

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