I used to be so happy... then I discovered Bitcoin !

in #humor • 6 years ago (edited)

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I almost regret learning about Bitcoin.

I was a happy and carefree old man...

Now, for a measley few thousand in funny munny, I am a slave of my computer.

I wake up, and I run to see what did Bitcoin do last night ?

If Bitcoin went UP, my whole portfolio of funny munny is UP... my mood is happy...

I was a happy man, in December 2017.

But then came January, 2018 !!! Oh, no ! Crash !!!

Now, I'm a nervous wreck !

Oh, shit ! Bitcoin crashed ! (The rest of my holding in crypto went down too !)

Wait ! Bitcoin is UP ! (The rest of my holding is UP too! My day is made!)

Has this happened to anybody else ? What's it called? Bitcoin fever?

But I hardly own any Bitcoin at all ! I own a whole .04 Bitcoin!!!

I own Ethereum, and EOS... and Stellar... and Auger...

Oh, no !!! I can't believe it. Auger went DOWN this morning, so I cashed out on all my Auger !

And now, Auger is UP !

I can't sleep anymore...

I blame myself when I am wrong, and it seems like I am wrong all the time.

I used to be so happy... Then I discovered Bitcoin !!!

Is this Bitcoin Fever ?

#funny #bitcoin #bitcoinfever #new
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     6 years ago 

    LOL I bet you are not on your own!
    I was trading during the .com bubble, I would come home from work and turn on the TV and activate telex to see my shares......
    This is not trading its gambling, a disease/addiction (I noticed this back then) Good luck :-) PS when BTC hits a million you can get a nice car for 40K MAYBE

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       6 years ago 

      Wow ! I'm glad I never discovered the stock market. I notice I am not getting more important things done... like writing a book, or putting a YouTube channel (as I want to do... but I haven't...)

      Stay in touch !

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         6 years ago 

        Ive followed you, I suggest making an avatar for your channel and not checking bitcoin lol

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           6 years ago 

          Haha so funny, exactly how i feel when I played with my referral bonus from coinsph of 85php. Just few cents in USD but makes me want to check the market value of BTC every now and then...

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             6 years ago 

            Yes, it is funny, but it ain't really so funny... I truly spend HOURS looking up the price, and the trend, and the volume, of this coin and that coin...

            I try to figure out which coin is going to be the next one to double, and I am usually WRONG !!! (Ha! Ha! I have to laugh at myself.)

            Thanks for your comments. So sorry you have fever too.

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               6 years ago 

              Good post, I am a photographer, it passes for my blog and sees my content, I hope that it should be of your taste :D greetings

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                 6 years ago 

                I feel ya same here!!!

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