Coast Guard Lieutenant Was Planning Widespread Domestic Terrorism

in #humor5 years ago (edited)

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Coast Guard Lieutenant Was Planning Widespread Domestic Terrorism: A U.S. Coast Guard lieutenant has been arrested on gun and drug charges after officials with the US Coast Guard Investigative Service and agents of the FBI in Baltimore determined that the man is white nationalist who had a massive cache of weapons and drugs stockpiled and was in the planning stages of a plot to commit widespread domestic terrorism.

Now, at first I wondered why President Trump and Fox News weren’t all over this “terrorist story,” but then I realized a white racist with a huge stockpile of deadly weapons and drugs who is planning a significant terrorist attack doesn’t nearly pose the threat that say - some gay black actor who lied to Chicago police about getting beaten up in some petty publicity stunt to get a raise would pose.

After all, it’s important to remember that the Trump Administration follows strict guidelines. Why everyone patriotic American knows a "terrorist act" can only be committed by someone who isn’t white and isn’t a Christian. This - was obviously just a “good guy with a gun.” Well…perhaps a whole bunch of guns and a helluva lot of drugs too - but come on - who’s counting? After all, this is no time to get technical.

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