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That day arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Well, Forrest, it's good to see you. We have heard about you," St. Peter says. "I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been initiating an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before entering Heaven."

"It shor is good to be here, St. Peter, sir," says Forest. "But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was."

"Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?"

Forrest leaves to think over the questions. He comes back the following day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up and says, "Now that you have head a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

Forrest says, "Well, here's the first one -- which two days in the week begin with The letter 'T'? Shucks, that one's easy. That'd be Today and Tomorrow."

The Saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forrest, that's not what I was thinking, but you do have a good point, and I guess I didn't specify, so I'll give you credit for that answer. How about the next one? How many seconds in a year?"

"Now that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I thunk and thunk about that and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve!? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

Forrest says "Shucks, there's gotta be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd---"

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're going with this, and I see your point. Though that wasn't quite what I had in mind, I'll have to give you credit for that one, too. Let's go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?

"Sure", Forrest says smiling, "it's Howard."

"Howard?!" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter. "OK, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Howard as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replies. "Don't you know the Lord's own prayer? 'Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...'."

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said: "Run Forrest, run."

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Sources:

Apparently this is on the internet under a page called Jumbo Joke, however I saw it in our small hometown paper of Toledo, Iowa and clipped it out years ago. The column was called 'Growing Up in Tama County by Heath Kellogg.

http://www.jumbojoke.com/forrest_gump_in_heaven.html

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It's awesome movie ❤

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I appreciate it.

Loved that movie,,saw it twice when it was in theaters
Thanks Troy

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