I'm a BUTT BELIEVER /// If you are going to fall, then SIT /// Its a lot easier then falling on your FACE.

crowe (60)in #humor • 7 years ago (edited)

Butts were given to us for one purpose in mind. Each of us carries a soft pillow on the back of us for one reason, and its not just to look good. The Butt is is our bouncy ball in times of trouble. Everytime we sit, we make our butts happy to be used for their specific function in life. Added cushion means comfort. So the next time you find yourself in a precarious position and are falling toward the ground, then simply SIT DOWN. You will be amazed at the reduction of the impact you will experience verses falling on your face. Yes, I am a BUTT BELIEVER.

Now go out there and Make your butt proud.

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Story written by me, @crowe on Steemit.

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7 years ago in #humor by crowe (60)

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tschelpps (45) 7 years ago

Can't say I've ever see someone say they are a "butt believer" before hahaha

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crowe (60) 7 years ago

It goes without saying. haha

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covals (51) 7 years ago

jajjajajajajaj the problem is that there are people that dont have butt only bones

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crowe (60) 7 years ago (edited)

I truly feel for those individuals with bony butts. Poor souls. I am now following your blog.

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covals (51) 7 years ago

thanks my friend

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crowe (60) 7 years ago

Welcome.

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gniksivart (67) 7 years ago

I'm a huge believer in faceplants. As long as it doesn't happen to you it's hillarious.

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