My mind is a wasteland right now, so c'mon, let's go exploring.steemCreated with Sketch.

in #humor5 years ago

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Welcome to @brandt's mind.


As you can see, we are in a wasteland.

Not much of anything to see here,

except for storms gathering in the distance.

Those storms never seem to stay away for long.


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Also, it's getting dark.

That happens a lot here.

Isn't Colorado supposed to be one of those so-called "sunny states"?

Oh, yes.

Then why is it always so dark here in @brandt's mind?

Not sure, to be honest.

It just happens.

What do you mean, it just happens?


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And lo, the stormclouds are upon us.

What? Should we seek shelter or something?

No. Shut up. Stop interrupting me.

And lo, there are signs of civilization here,

but they're from people who died a hundred years ago.

Nobody remembers who they were.

Pretty soon nobody will remember you, either,

because you're going to die soon, too.

What the fuck?

Sooner than later, probably.

Or not.

What the fuck are you talking about??

Shut up!!

Ahem.

Sooner than later, probably.

Or not.

Who knows?

It all depends, really.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck are you talking about?

SHUT UP.


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What does it depend on??

It really all depends on how thick this fog gets.

What are you talking about? Why did you bring me out here?

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

How thick will the fog get?

Am I going to die out here??

Who knows,

this is @brandt's mind,


after all,

and the weather here is unpredictable.

HELP


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You know how some posts just come together real fast and other posts take forever to create? Well, this was one of those posts! Yes indeed!


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Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, the weather, running, hiking, breathing, not working, etc., etc., then you and I have a lot in common. We should chat sometime. Yes, all photos are mine unless otherwise noted. Nobody cares. Outstanding: my entire Steemit archive. Even more outstanding: funny postcards for sale. So incredible: my website. Jesus Christ, @brandt's signature is so fucking long and stupid, he should end it soon. The end. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day.

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Nice effect you have going there. That second picture is so peaceful. I kind of wanted to be there. And then I changed my mind.

It was peaceful until darkness fell and then all hell broke out of its hellcage. Good call changing your mind.

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