Her Silly Elf

Her Silly Elf desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Her Silly Elf owned a Harry Potter wand that they would hug. It was a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Her Silly Elf needed a bag of flour that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Her Silly Elf looked for a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be spectacular. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Her Silly Elf wanted a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Her Silly Elf desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.