The Crack History of the Universe 1-6 The Archean Eon Begins

It is the year 3’800’000’000 B.C.E. (3.8 Billion years B.C.E.) and life is just starting to evolve into Prokaryote-like lifeforms among other forms of microorganisms that are starting to evolve in the newly formed oceans of the planet Earth. Some of these microorganisms even evolve to enable the consumption of the carbon dioxide in the air around them into energy and cyanobacteria evolves as well.

It is within the Eoarchean Era of the Archean Eon though that the Old One: Tsathoggua would descend upon the Earth to make a sacred ground for himself in the form of N’kai Cavern a great cave that was located on the Ancient Continent of Hyperborea located in the North Pole. More specifically Tsathoggua resided under Mount Voormithadreth in N’Kai Cavern where he would create his own species without the other gods notice in the forms of his own Spawns and the Voormi an evolutionary offshoot of the Black Moon’s Lilin that Tsathoggua himself would corrupt and manipulate into worshipping him in his newly formed cult.

It should be noted though that some of the pure Lilin species resisted Tsathoggua’s control as they believed that they came from the planet and the lands that they resided on or in some cases there would be worship of the “creator goddess” Black Moon Lilith among some early Lilin tribes. Some of the Lilin believed that Tsathoggua himself and his spawns did leech from the land greedily and it was not of this planet at all in some more extreme sects. And so, it would go that the Eoarchean Era would be defined by religious warfare over the divinity of Tsathoggua and whether he was divine or not to the Lilin species...

Paleoarchean Era

Eventually the religious conflicts between the Black Moon Lilith worshipers, the Animists, and the Tsathogguan, religious tribal confederacies would form a kind of “cold peace” with themselves and this ushered in the Paleoarchean Era of 3’600’000’000 B.C.E. to 3’260’000’000 B.C.E. (3.6 Billion years B.C.E. – 3.26 Billion years B.C.E.) an era of great peace from what we can gather about it.

Shockingly little technological development occurred in this vast expanse of time but regardless of this detail many great achievements and events would be witnessed in this Era such as the formation of the Supercontinent Vaalbara, the Abiogenesis of cellular lifeforms through “virgin evolution” (that is the natural evolutionary processes untouched by the Black and White moons evolutionary accelerants) among many other minor events.

Precious few great sentients lived at this time sans the three Tribal chieftains who signed the peace to usher in this era. Though even then their names are lost to History as we have no real records of their names unfortunately. One organism however stands out above the other sentients in the form of The Last Universal Common Ancestor and this organism serves in history as the oldest parental organism for all naturally evolved lifeforms on Earth. A great feat in and of itself to even survive during this period long enough to reproduce at all!

Conclusion

As I have stated previously with the First God War many of these early eras of The Planet Earth’s Prehistory are very long and tumultuous with too many individual stories to recount in this general summary of world history without its scope being unnecessarily broadened and unfocused and the Paleoarchean Era is no different or a stranger to falling into this category at least in my historical interpretation of the past. Nevertheless, this situation will become less frequent as we advance towards the present day and towards the invention of writing and other methods of recording events and other oddities.

Not the least of which being the great Galactic conflicts known as the Manhunter Wars, the subject of my next report.