Not to worry. LoL
I'm a 25 year veteran in my profession. In Canada we are recognized by our government as healthcare providers, very similar to Reg. Nurses and Physiotherapists. You'll just have to trust me when I say there is very little I haven't seen or heard at this point...I am a bit jaded and very sarcastic. ;)
One time I instructed a person to make themselves comfortable, so they asked me for a kleenex, which I gave them. I thought they were going to politely put their chewing gum from their mouth into my trash bin. Nope! They took their F#$^%ing false teeth out of their mouth and handed them to me. You take your dentures out to be comfortable. Come on! I'm a stranger and you're giving your dirty teeth. I was thankful for the kleenex barrier, let me tell you! LMFAO
I will voluntarily choose not to share the time years ago when i HAD to wash the feaces out of two peoples underwear by hand in a closet sink. This was in the good old days long before anyone worried about rubber gloves . . .
Somehow I do not think dirty dentures is quite the same race when people might consider what is more gross LOL...
But I thank you for your service of spending 25 years of your life running your hands over other peoples bodies; PLUS you got PAID to do it, seriously . . .
How could life get any better ; )
Hahaha! OK you win for sure. Seriously though, I might right a humorous book someday "Memoirs of a Massage Therapist". I'm considered an old timer now. I started my training just as I turned 18. I'm now 45. Most of my classmates are either deceased already or are in the late 50's and 60's. I figure I've earned the right to be highly sarcastic with a decidedly bitter undertone. lol
oh certainly and never a problem with me. Plz feel free to be as cynical or bitter or crazy as you so desire; I am here to hang out with fellow neurotic paranoid folks who have endured a lifetime of weirdness : )
nice to meet you and FAR nicer to FOLLOW (stalk) you ; )
Hahaha! Then, we are well-suited to be great friends @crok!
I don't even know what my mind is going to come up with next...now we can both be surprised and amused or offended...because I have learned that there is a fine line. lol
You do understand BUDDHA is a God and worshipped by over one BILLION people, I think the resemblence is uncanny...
Plus whenever I meet new nice people I always make the standing offer of SEXTing as a way to 'break the ice' when forming new friendships; so let me know if you would like to do that ;)
I have a chess rating of 1450 and my Ebook on Amazon has sold in SIX countries. I am an AussieDownUndies and meet my Floridian lady in WOW (World Of Warcraft) back in 2007.
Knowing I would never be anybody in America and never gain respect unless i was a PUBLISHED author I wrote my book; today people look up to me in Florida and consider me " The Man " possibly primarily because I have sold my published book in SIX countries : )
I am sure that is the reason since I am only 6 foot 3 inches tall ! ! !
(actually I really am 5 foot ten inches plus tax with blue eyes and the body of a God; but I think people respect me is because of my book sales ) ; )
Plus the chicks simply swoon over my Aussie He Man accent ! ! !
Awesome to know I can go out most days and bring two women home for my lady love to meet . . .
Hahaha! You finished the last thread with a 6 comment, so I'll just say:
"yeah, a fine line between offensive or not offensive, just like sexting..."
Tread careful @crok, I've got some age on me and I've clocked over 50,000 people treated with skin on skin contact...I estimate that puts me into the circus side-show act category. Lmao