A Lovely Gremlin

A Lovely Gremlin needed a stretchman to embrace. It should have been a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

A Lovely Gremlin wanted a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A can of Tango was the chosen item.

A Lovely Gremlin owned a piece of paper that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Gremlin desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly new operation, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Lovely Gremlin found a radiator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Gremlin desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.