Breaking news: Bill Burr endorses sketchy Cruise ship and invests Bitcoin.

Los Angeles- On Sunday, Bill Burr stated that he supports a cruise ship that has no clear plans, destinations, or return dates. A surprising move, considering his conservative approach towards endorsing companies on his popular podcast, "The Monday Morning Podcast".

Burr is the latest celebrity to make headlines in the world of cryptocurrency, and blockchain. Joining a list that includes: Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather, Ashton Kutcher, Dan Bilzerian, and Jamie Foxx.

The CEO of the Long Beach-based cruise ship, "Bottom of the barrel", said the company would christen the ship later this year, at a private event funded by the Bilderberg Group.

"It can be a fun cruise line for a wide group of people. I highly recommend you buy tickets, Especially, if you run an insurance company, bank , or take half of your ex-husband's salary from a divorce settlement. No particular reason, it's a great deal for that specific chunk of the population." Burr told a news correspondant at Yal3th3whale.

Bitcoin recently broke past 9000 USD, after a quiet first quarter. Investors and speculators expect the coin to continue making gains, and break past 10,000 USD by mid 2018.

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