How To Get Rid Of An Ant Infection In 3 Steps (funny)
STEP 1: Sign Up The Queen Ant For Facebook
First you will need to find the queen ant. It should around the house somewhere. Maybe watching Netflix. Queen ants love to chill. When you approach it, make sure you refer to it as your highness and bow. Then give it a laptop. This is a little expensive but it is an ant, it won't have its own laptop. It will take a bit of time to show it how to use it. You will need to learn each other's languages first. And you will also need to get little weighted shoes the ant can wear so it can press down keys. With time, the queen ant will master it.
Step 2: Help The Ant Build A Page
This is the most time consuming step. You will need to get the ant invested. I mean really invested. Like the ant needs to wake up in the middle of the night to check its feed and how many likes it got. This will require work on your part. You will have to share and like all their stuff. You will have to like ALL of their vacation photos (which will just be photos of your backyard). You will even need to write lol on things that are really not that funny. Eventually the ant will start to put effort in their posts and work hard to create quality content. Then you finish it with step 3...
Step 3: Tell The Queen Ant About Steemit
That's right, there is a site that would have paid you for all that content you uploaded. This will crush the ant (metaphorically). All that time wasted. Give the ant a Kleenex to wipe its tears. Now at this point the queen ant will do one of two things. It will either spend all day in the bed with the working ants eating ice cream. If this is the case you can just pick up your sheets and move them outside. Or it will get steemit and force all the worker ants to build up her account. You might have to buy them each a laptop but they will then be too busy posting to crawl around your house.
Simple.
My apologizes to anyone who googled how to get rid of an ant infection, found this post and is thinking WTF. But while you're here open an account. It's free and you can make money posting dumb stuff like this.
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