In one of the stupidest decisions ever made at a dance club (which is kind of a big deal because almost every decision people make at a club is a bad one), the management of the Mokai Lounge in Miami Beach decided to have a full grown horse prance through a loud, crowded dance club.
Clearly we aren't dealing with mental giants who understand that a spooked horse can easily trample hundreds of people. (Although I would love to see the bouncers attempt to toss out an angry horse.)
But they should have at least thought this through enough to realize that horses shit everywhere! I mean EVERYWHERE! Have these people never seen a parade?
By the way, in what many are calling a "horse shit decision" the club's business license was revoked following the incident.