If I Were An Uber Driver

in #funny6 years ago

How I'd show up if I were an Uber driver

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Haha! And the passengers go where exactly? :)

hopefully no where too far as it'll hurt my knees

Yes! And if you need surgery for hurt knees, I hope you made enough in Uber tips! ;)

Lol, when I am a driver of the Uber , I will have a special approach, haha

at least you'll win a drag race vs someone driving a hare

Lol. In order not to pay rent and spend on gasoline, I work as a Uber driver on my invention.

ah, the tesla 1.0

I was already a Uber driver. 1 day I work, a week in repair. Ha ha.

sounds like how the steemit dev team functions

there were no special effects back then o:

Service on you knees...

Not bad

This is an actual twit from Uber's official Twitter account yesterday:


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Does the ride come with Megan Fox or Shia Labouef?

mark wahlberg
so somewhere in between?

they go "into" you?

Wow fantastic funny.. hahaha that's great I really liked it

traf, i assure you that there will be no release from clients, because I will appear like this, LoL

Lol

You will scare the hell out of me.
I think I will rather trek.

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