Eye Wide Shut

in #funny6 years ago

When you managed to put superglue into your mother in law's mascara

gif from giphy

Sort:  

Better then setting the make up gun to whore!

i bet krusty the clown would pay top dollar for it

Thanks for you.....

Haha and if she is not careful she may lose an eye.


src

after a few drinks she might forget which eye and try with the other one

How most porn Stars look at the end of the scene.

no spoilers please!

damn. bro you've been busy

The previous scene you missed in that episode.

See that little finger sticking out, that's old people gang code for come over and poke something into my blinking eye below.

ahh
all this time i thought it was arthritis, stupid me

when you go to your MIL's house giphy (57).gif
gif from giphy

nah, that'll be my own mother

works for ex-girlfriends too

hmm, if you have it over both eyes it looks like a pretty cool halloween costume for a few seconds

long enough to win the costume contest

lol nailed it

It doesn't matter. When she's drunk, she's so horny that you can put blinders on her and she'll still take you around the block.

@traf,
I think you accidentally put that glue into her drink. Look at her mouth!
A good thought Dude, I will test this on my wife and mil (mother in law) too lol :D
Wish me good luck :D


Off Topic:-
Traffy do you have any idea about STEEM Max Supply or is that 10:1 Split after 3.3 years is still valid? I hope you have a good idea how things going on this platform!

Cheers~

Lol. After the presentation of mascara, I began to see 180% with one eye :))

Coin Marketplace

STEEM 0.31
TRX 0.11
JST 0.034
BTC 64060.81
ETH 3129.62
USDT 1.00
SBD 4.17