Backing Your Friend Up
When your friend is telling his wife 'We just had a few drinks, I didn't so much as look at another girl, let alone hook up with one! Tell her, dude!'
me: 
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When your friend is telling his wife 'We just had a few drinks, I didn't so much as look at another girl, let alone hook up with one! Tell her, dude!'
me:
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But then my wife gives me the evil eye
And I shrivel like a leaf
you need to hold your ground
if it all falls apart, blame it all on your friend
@traf,
When you forget what to say, the friend also backing you up lol :D
Traffy, better shake head in right direction and stay smile. It might good for your health too lol :D
Cheers~
ya that's why you don't want a slow friend
especially if your wife is easily suspicious
Always, always tell your friend before hand, so he tatters less
That,s look nice funny... But I really liked it..D
Agreement Confidentiality..
ya Obama knows the bro code
Looks like your friend's wife has become open game.
well anything's an upgrade from mine
so I'll take it
As far as my wife knows, I was at a charity raising money for students to go to college. Now, yes there were some titties, but those girls deserve an opportunity to pay down those student loans as much as anybody else.
you're also the Dean of Admissions at Harvard
I see you have a great heart
Lol. I always ask a friend to nod and clap in my support, even if I'm blatantly lying :)
doesn't work as well if they're the one you're lying to
Ohhh No.. he didn't hook up with another girl..
We hooked up with the same girl......
Even the wife is confused now
Why are friends always more terrified than of my woman? She only kicks my ass.
the bro code
The guilty face look! I've seen that one before!