Tom Brady shocked that people asked about his hands. (Jim Shorts Reports)
One day after missing practice due to an injured hand, Tom Brady was outraged that people at the press conference asked about his hand.
Brady clearly did not want anyone to look at or talk about his hands. Why else would he wear bright red gloves to a press conference held indoors?
That is what every rational person I know does. If they don't want to talk about something, they mark it in red. Let's take teachers for example. When they want to make sure a student does not look at a specific mark on a page, they underline it or circle it in red. That is the universal signal for "Please ignore this. Nothing to see here."
But leave it to the media to refuse to adhere to that social norm. Instead, they actually took notice of someone wearing bright red gloves while inside a building.
What clowns.
And anyone who knows Brady is well aware that he cannot be injured. He has worked so closely with Alex Guerrero that he cannot possibly become injured. When his body is about to be injured, he simply tells it not to get injured and his body obeys.
The reports of Brady bleeding were clearly ridiculous. He would have simply told his blood to stay in his body and it would have complied.
After berating the media for paying attention to his very inconspicuous hands, Brady added, "And stop looking at my wife. She is wearing the universal symbol to look away from her: a bikini".*
Nothing to see here. Move along. source
*No one ever said this.