'They' Will Tell You to Set Your Clocks Back an Hour This Weekend, Just to Mess With Your Minds!

in #funny5 years ago

Our dark lords plan to set all of our clocks back a whole hour this weekend.

While many Americans have been busy arguing about nonsensical things this whole year, those who control our group's mind have planned a vast psychological operation on our minds, and 'they' will remotely tamper with all of our clocks and our precious time this weekend.

Apparently approved and endorsed by the highest office in the land, this operation has somehow slipped under the public radar, and now it's too late to stop it.

Distracted from life and thereby overlooking the important things that affect us all, we will now be forced to watch as these demons play and fiddle around with our time, and anyone who squawks about it will be labeled and shunned by the larger community.

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"Relax... it's just an hour, after all, and besides, you'll get it back in the spring!"

Of course, we're all being trained as a wartime population, as we always have been, and these constant drills such as time-changing are made into our mindless habits so that we uniformly accept the orders from above, no matter how pointless. We're ordered to dig a ditch in the autumn, and then in the spring we're told to fill it up.

"DIG A DITCH, SOLDIER! NOW, FILL IT UP!"


"DIG A DITCH, SOLDIER! NOW, FILL IT UP!"


"DIG A DITCH, SOLDIER! NOW, FILL IT UP!"


"DIG A DITCH, SOLDIER! NOW, FILL IT UP!"


"DIG A DITCH, SOLDIER! NOW, FILL IT UP!"


"DIG A DITCH, SOLDIER! NOW, FILL IT UP!"

That's how it's done, and in time, even the strongest are broken by the dull repetition of the mundane and absurd, and a population will finally accept that it's perfectly normal to obediently follow useless orders and commands.

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Never mind how the bi-annual clock-tampering upsets our own natural rhythms, interrupting any intimacy that we may have established with the planetary flow and patterns of the sun and moon, this whole notion of 'Daylight Saving Time' is a military-grade mind control device, rendering another layer of submission into the collective group's little mind, leaving us to feel as if our official clocks control the very daylight.

Ruled by War Freaks

No matter how heavy the Rolex, though, time is not ruled by our clocks. The war-freaks who manage the group's mind-- those who precisely layer this construct with malarkey-- they glorify that same malarkey so that it's called 'custom and tradition', so that we adopt it as our own beloved nonsense. Their ability to dictate where the hands fall on your gold timepiece is meant to suggest a powerful hierarchy towering well above you, so that you'll not forget who your commanders are for even a minute.

War Time, All the Time

As the American tabloid media circus creates divisions and diversions to manage, and while millions focus on those same illusions, the population is readily subjugated by its own beliefs and war-based traditions. While valuable time is wasted arguing about nonsense, this weekend, when the clocks fall back an hour, we might presume that our clocks are where time comes from, and we might then conclude that our almighty government controls the sun, galaxy, and time itself.

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The Solution?

The best way to protest this mandated time change will be to take back time, making it our own again. The solution to escaping this spell is to find ourselves here, now, every second, no matter what their clocks say. By standing lightly on the infinitely sharp moment between each second, starting now, then they can command that a 13th hour be added to the clocks, change the time multiple times a day, or whatever, and chances are we won't even notice their tomfoolery as we won't need to glance at their clocks again-- we will already have the correct time of day.


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I don't have to change the clock here where I live. We just change time zones and whatever.

A few states down here don't bother going along with the charade. Like Arizona, which also sits on the Mountain Time/Pacific Time border-- a border where nobody is really sure of the actual time.

I always wonder if Daylight Savings actually saves money...

I haven't really thought about if it saves money, but it's probably one of the things we're supposed to believe.

Like we are supposed to believe that the pyramids of Giza were built by people just emerging from the Neolithic period? Sorry for the change in subject, but if the subject is "what people is supposed to believe", I guess there is some space for it.

And to carve, move and place over 2 million megalithic stones in just 20 years while still tending their crops? I'm not sure how they found the time.

Very interesting thoughts and ideas about this clock thing. Though I hate to admit it, on THIS end, "Fall Back", I do enjoy. I feel like I've gained an hour of time. I stay up to late messing on the computer writing, it's 2:00 A.M. I go to bed, and vwaalaah, in the morning, it's actually earlier than I think. Simple things for simple folk, I guess.
Thanks for the thought fodder, I may have to re-think my simple idea. Have a nice Sunday out yonder.

Oh I just like to be dramatic and full of outrage once a year when the clocks get changed from Normal time to that 'other' time, it's when the clocks become my little windmills to tilt at, a way to play the fool. It's how I celebrate what I call our stupidest holiday.

I'd like to study your mind hahaha.
I don't know how you come up with this stuff but that is such an interesting perspective. I like what you've said at the end. Be mindful. Be aware and present. Be in the now and time does not matter.
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Indeed make the most of each moment. But I would like to see a town or village boycott the time change. LOL Thanks @therealpaul

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