Weird Aussie Things... That I May Have Bought.

stitchybitch (61)in #funny • 6 years ago

I've seen some pretty weird stuff since I've been here. A lot of it is so purely Australian it is hilarious.

Like kids getting off the train from school and carrying surfboards. Or cars with plates that read out as variants of words like "booze, beer, ass, mate".

Here are some of the more Aussie things I've seen FOR SALE, because... what the fuck Australia.

Vegemite. So much Vegemite selection. I have many questions. Why does one need so many different sizes? Is it really that important to have that much variety available? Also, why do vegemite meat pies exist? I'll admit it, I don't get it. It's so... so salty. It tastes like caviar had a baby with rock salt.

Literally... Australian white trash monopoly. I didn't know if it was meant to be offensive or funny...

But I laughed.

There is a line of Australian lighters that just have "typical" sayings. Hilarious. I laugh every time I light my ciggy.

... Tomusto. That is all.

Things on sale in Aldi's for Australia day. Glorious, glorious inflatable stereotypes. I highly regret not purchasing one to take back with me to the states.