If Governments Told the Truth
A satirical post decrypting what Governments won't admit!
These decryptions can be applied to any Government in the world.
Enjoy!
Doublespeak is language that deliberately obscures, disguises, distorts, or reverses the meaning of words.
| Encrypted Name | Decrypted Name |
|---|---|
| The White House | The Black Brothel |
| Department of Agriculture | Department of Genetically Modified Foods |
| Department of Commerce | Department of Multi-National Corporations |
| Department of Defense | Department of Attack |
| Department of Energy | Department of Petro-Dollars |
| Department of Health and Human Services | Department of Sickness and Marxism |
| Department of Homeland Security | Department of Police State |
| Department of Housing and Urban Development | Department of FEMA Camps & Sub-Prime Mortgages |
| Department of Justice | Department of Injustice |
| Department of Labor | Department of Slave Labor |
| Department of State | Department of the Deep State |
| Department of Transportation | Department of Check Points |
| Department of the Treasury | Department of Financial Slavery and Bondage |
| Department of Veterans Affairs | Department of Veterans Abuse |
| Central Intelligence Agency | Controlling Individuals Anonymously |
| Drug Enforcement Agency | Drug Trafficking Agency |
| Federal Bureau of Investigation | Federal Bureau of Control |
| Federal Reserve Bank | Privately Owned Bank |
| Internal Revenue Service | Anti Robin Hood Service - Steal from the Poor & Give to the Rich |
| National Security Agency | National Spying/Surveillance Agency |
| National Institute of Standards & Technology (NIST) | National Institute for Bogus 9/11 Report |
| Broadcasting Board of Governors | Propaganda Board of Governors |
| Voice of America | Voice of Lies |
| Office of Management and Budget | Office of Debt Creation and Deficits |
| Office of the Director of National Intelligence | Office of National Spying |
| Office of the United States Trade Representative | Office for the Protection of Multi-National Corporate Trade |
It's important for us to laugh at some of the challenges that we face and satire is an effective method of achieving this.
I hope that some of them made you laugh and if you've got better names for any of them (or for ones that I've missed) please let me know in the comments and let's have some fun with it.
What's your favorite?
Have an awesome day!
Source: Definition of DoubleSpeak - Wikipedia
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Good one! Upvoted
Too many favorites to list. Love it!
Ha ha I love me some satire. I think one of the worst things that can happen to you if it is if you start taking yourself too serious. I think sometimes people in government our politics or higher up in companies do that. I sure hope that if I were to ever reach those kind of levels I can still make fun of myself and laugh at these kind of pictures like the one you just posted ha ha
If you study how authority and power affect individuals you'll soon realize that you don't lose your sense of humor or are too serious even, your brain is simply rewired from getting its feel good through peer acceptance and approval into imposing your authority/power onto others and expanding it, divorcing them from the rest of society and isolating them to the land of psychopaths. There's a good documentary that follows this, called Fish Head, also the studies are there and if you're interested I can link some but all it takes is a cursory internet search to find them.
I'll take a look at that doco. It's called 'I am Fish Head' I think? Thanks for sharing!
You have been gone QUITE a while, the last time you were on we were laying it down thick to that Zionist, classism denialist and outright liar in your excellent post questioning the narrative of the crane truck terror event. Glad you're back and hope everything is well!
Thanks for that and I hope that you're well also?
I've been caring for a sick parent and putting some time into my websites. I remember that conversation and I remember you :). I'm warming back up and re-associating myself with steem. It's been 6 months, time flies. How have you been?
I've been busting balls and taking no bullshit salute.
lol, it's good to see that some things haven't changed.
@badquackerdotcom has a great series on their wall going through the Millgram Experiments, the Stanford Prison Experiment and some less known ones culminating with https://steemit.com/psychology/@badquakerdotcom/authoritarian-sociopathy-toward-a-renegade-psychological-experiment-part-6.
Wow, i really had to reread this text a few times before it sunk in. I had never heard that it works like this. Thanks for pointing it out. Put the documentary on my watchlist!!!
Well a shout out to classism denier @orenshani7 read this and follow up with a search of related keywords like classism, class structure AND psychology, authority.
http://www.apa.org/monitor/2015/02/class-differences.aspx
While I don't agree with all of them, I appreciate the satire. My favorite was CIA
Yeah some are kinda mild ;)
thanks for the feedback Joel. I appreciate it.