Alexa jokes

Like I recently posted, I kept hearing about "Alexa" but really am not one to jump on the latest/greatest. However, my wife wanted to easily listen to music and then I saw the dot, realized for the first time that's this "Alexa" ...and... I mentally connected the dots. haha

She wasn't sure how to use it and works crazy hours so I set it up for her and started playing with it. I didn't bother googling what all it could do so I was going blind in a sense. I asked the weather, gold spot, BTC price, and a bunch of questions she couldn't answer. I finally decided to ask her to tell me a joke and she did!

I previously posted the first jokes she told me but want to share more.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

...took me a minute on that one....

Why did the cannibals decline to dine at the country club?
The can't stand tennis elbow.

Tow atoms are walking down the street when suddenly on says, "Oh no! I think I just lost and electron!" The second atom asks, "Are you sure?" The first atom answers, "Yes, I'm positive!"

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