A Few Cheap Laughs
Howdy folks and greetings from the Great Plains of North Texas!
My internet connection is blinky today so I'm throwing together a fast post so I know I'll have it for later in case we go offline..which happens from time to time. Small price to pay for living out in the country though!
These are just a few memes that I've collected from facebook this year, they struck me as funny but I've been told I have a strange sense of humor so maybe they aren't funny. Let me know.
lol!
The wisdom of a child!
I don't know if this really happened, I think it did and if so, it's a classic move!
This one here..well, it's so silly I can't believe I think it's funny, let me know if you do too!
Now this one is about Mrs. J. She's intensely private and I'm not supposed to talk about her job because it involves legal and privacy matters etc.
But you might get an idea of what she does by looking at this meme. This is such an accurate image of her situation!
She's an unstoppable force of love and joy!
And lastly, this one is dedicated to the brilliant, kind, generous and gracious @melinda010100. We were talking about this very topic this morning because we're the same age:
Lol..life ain't fair!
I hope these gave you a few laughs to start the week with!
Thanks for reading folks, God bless you all!
-jonboy
Texas
PS- Everyday I've been posting a photo which supposedly represents each state, this is from a ridiculous but fun article I found on www.livingmgz.com.
Today's state is the great state of Iowa! Their state motto is"Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain.” I'm not sure if I know any Steemians from Iowa, give me a shout if you are!
Iowa is a great agricultural state, mostly known for corn, soy beans and hogs but they also raise large amounts of cattle and tons and tons of great vegetables.
So that means land. Lots and lots of open fields. With few towns in much of the state. So you need something to drink when you're driving for hours between towns.
lol. When you see that you hope the delivery guy has been here in recent memory!
Man I had to laugh for sure!
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Love it @ganjafarmer. My kind of humor. 👍 It appears you are not of the uhhh ... "snowflake" generation either! Haha ... 😉
I'm offended that you are offended! Your offendedness offends me...
Oh you are vegan and don't kill your food? Plant seeds are plant fetuses. Plant fetus eater! Baby plant killer!
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Oh man, sorry, not my circus, but this is so funny hahaha.
Now I know what to tell all my vegan friends.
Blessings!
Shit got some weed? I'll keep going.
And should of seen the radical vegan hippy I called a plant fetus killer... He was about to cry
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lol! Hey that's just cruel! I never thought of seeds as plant fetuses, that will make anyone think!
Well..... That plant was.... ALIVE
Till You chewed it up and shat it out silly vegan..... Lmao
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lol! It's a great point. You can't eat anything these days without feeling bad!
lol! that is so funny sir ganjafarmer! Thanks for showing us this! lol.
I KNOW Her, ROFLOL!
:)>It could be worse, My Wife told me that when a Woman gets cranky, they Call it PMS.
Then she told me they call it that, because Mad Cow disease was already taken....
:)>Mad Cow! Oh, that could get people fighting right there! lol
Bad for so Many reasons, ROFLOL!
:)>Those were great, I laughed at them all, that left me searching through my fun pics to find one to post in return...
lol! that is SO true. But that doesn't apply to any Steemians right? lol. Thanks so much for this sunlit7!
hahahahahahaha!!!! You need to find humour in this overly serious society lol
Howdy jaynie! I agree, it's a good time for a laugh! Thanks so much for the resteem.
My pleasure :)
Well, I dunno @janton ... 😧
... maybe we have the same problem, as they were sure funny to me! 😉
Great humor, so thanks for the nice "boost" on a Monday! 😊 👍
P.S. Yeah, what are we going to do with all those "old folks" around us? I just recently joined the "golden oldies club" myself ... 😉
Haha! Howdy sir roleerob! so good to see you here! Are you posting? Because it seems like whenever I check your blog the last one is long gone.
I'm so glad you liked these, I wonder about my sense of humor. lol. Thanks so much for stopping by. And welcome to the club!
Yep @janton, I am still around, but not as active for now ... 😉 Did you and your beloved ever watch that "Back to Eden" film link I shared with you awhile back?
Howdy sir roleerob! I still have that link that I emailed to myself so I wouldn't forget and I keep seeing it in my email so I haven't forgotten it! lol. I will get to it and let you know when I do, thanks for the reminder. I assume you have started something else by now, offline I mean? A new career or calling?
@janton My wife and I are actively working on incorporating what we can of some of the permaculture / "Back to Eden" concepts we can on our lot here in the small town where we live. So ... This gives us a bit of a new "rhythm," in our activities, being outside some in the morning and the evening. Wonderful addition and consistent with our "live simply" ... We'll see where this ends up, before the snow flies ...
Beyond that, catching up with a number of tasks long needing attention, for which I now have the time. At some point, I am still deliberating on whether I will return to some sort of a job somewhere. Doing something useful ... Just never returning to anything like the stress-filled environment I left ... Never ...
Howdy today sir roleerob! Yay for a stress free lifestyle! lol. I hope you don't have to go back to work but if you find a very meaningful job I can see why you would. I'll try to get over to your blog more often. I'm spending alot of time working outside this summer so steemit hours have been cut back!
Nice! Well done sir, thanks for the laugh!
I'm so glad you enjoyed them sir simms50! Did you think the Sharks stepping on legos was funny or just retarded?
Oh I think that one was hilarious!!!
lol! That's hilarious too sir simms50, great job!
And the Oscar goes to @janton, for this post, I'm still laughing at the picture in the fridge 🤣well done. Have a great week ahead.
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Thanks so much clitadias! I'm so glad you enjoyed them!
🤣 still laughing
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Howdy Sir @janton, now I know why my old school friends call me uncle.
Such a funny post here Lol.
Blessings!
No they don't! lol...that's a joke right? I'm glad you liked the post, I never know if my sense of humor is way off or not!
Not a joke my friend and nothing wrong with your humor.
Who wants to be normal Lol.
That ganjafarmer guy also had me in stitches with his humor Lol.
Blessings!
Howdy again sir papilloncharity! Normal is boring, that's for sure!
Sir ganjafarmer is great!
These are all funny! Thanks for your kind words, my OLD friend! 🧓😘 Hope you don't lose your internet.
The internet became stable this evening and you are very welcome, that's what old friends are for! lol.
We are having a pretty wild thunderstorm right now, and I keep wondering if we will lose power. I am glad that you are my friend.
Howdy today Melinda! Did your power last during the storm? Your neighborhood or city seems to have a really secure system as far as power and services to withstand storms.
We made it through just fine. Only lots of acorns hitting the roof all night! It's funny how those little things sounds like basketballs hitting the roof at 1 a.m.
lol..oh, that's not funny, sorry. I hope you got enough sleep is what I meant to say.! So true, sounds in the middle of the night are dramatically amplified. At least you didn't have a terrified dog to contend with.
I have weeks of falling acorns to sleep through. Happens every year, and I get used to them pretty quickly. I am reminded often why I don't have a dog!
Yeah, everytime there's a storm you can think of...shoot I forgot his name! anyway, your friend who loves to come visit you. I wonder how he would handle the acorns?
These are all hilarious Janton!!! But the head in the refrigerator would be my #1 favorite and the garbage #2, LMAO!!!
Ahhh, I bet you can relate to the head in the fridge, is that something a cheated on woman would do? I think so and he deserved a heart attack! I'm so glad you enjoyed these!
Oh, yes! Every cheater deserves that, lol.
Yeah in the Bible days they used to stone them. I guess we've come along way since then.
I know! That was insane!