John and the Troll - A Real Norwegian Troll-Story + bonus

in #funny8 years ago

Norwegians and their troll-stories, well let me give you the troll-post of my life in explaining to you that in Norway we believe that a thousand years ago, big giant trolls lived in our mountains and in our forests. Hundreds of troll-stories has been gathered from all kinds of small island and godforsaken inlands and this story is one of them.

I hope you get to sleep tonight, and that this story was not too scary for you.


I also like to inform that Norwegians created the First Troll-Car, a nice sports-car from Troll Automobile.

I bet Ferris would like to take a day off in this beauty! :D


Norwegians created the QT language that Bitcoin and Litecoin uses, guess what the name of the company was?

TROLLTECH


And if you think I am trolling you? - I swear - It is all true!


Ok, ok - one last story before I have to go.

So, a long time ago, when Norway discovered that it had so much Oil in the North Sea, we gave our brothers over in Sweden a deal of a lifetime.

We will give you half of our Oil if you give us half of your Volvo-company

Guess what they answered?

(Write your answer in the comment below)

:D

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Yeah, Tolkien was inspired by the tales of Scandinavia to create a Mythology for Britain (he didn't think that King Arthur was very good), so he created Middle-Earth.

Now on the Internet from the existence of Trolls !

You've got to be trolling me, spooky troll :O

My sister has married a Finn and lives in Helsinki, so I love all things from Scandinavia. Isn't there a whole epic about trolls and dragons and goblins etc, from there?

Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.

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