Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (vol. 8)
“The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.” - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Here it is already Monday again. The good news is if you’re reading this you’ve made it through most people’s least favorite day of the week. Who couldn’t use a little boost of joy and optimism on a day like this?
Now sit back, relax, laugh,...retell these jokes or even share your own in the comments below!
Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.
“As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don’t bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.” - Joseph Campbell
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ok that snoopy gif is just about the best thing ever!
You've got to love Snoopy. 😊 Amstel (our Beagle) has so many of the small characteristics and quirks of Snoopy. Charles Schulz had to have owned one at one point.
"Having a sense of humor saves you." I like that.
That Dumble-door joke was great. Lol.
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
HAH. I truly enjoy these.
I'm glad! : )
The clause joke made me chuckle! Mmmm what does that say about me?
There's no shame in laughing at cringeworthy jokes. 😉 You have a good sense of humor!
Oh, we did interact before I sought you out, hahaha! I didn't realize you were the one posting the cringe worthy jokes (I contributed to the post a couple of weeks back with a magnificent knee-slapper ;) Let's see if I can do it again.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A. Look, the elephants are coming over the hill.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
A. Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
Ah hah!
Funny @dreemit! Yes I remember your comment from a while back. Thanks for sharing your jokes!!
Ouch...
Retold to my students. Made for a good laugh at the end of the day.
Very cool. Thanks for letting me know! What grade do you teach?
4th and 5th