True Story

"Assassin?
Assassin?!!
AssassiiiIIIINNN?!!!!!"
"What the hell, woman?!! I think you woke the whole neighborhood!!"
"Well, I called twice, and then I had to break out my cheerleader voice"
"What do you want?"
"Can someone let the cat out? He's been meowing for, like 20 minutes."
"Yes. Can you stop screaming?"
"I wasn't screaming. I was hollering."
"What's the f***ing difference?!!"
" Six octaves"